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Alternative Christmas Cards 

Launching this exciting, festive department, we have gathered a collection of Alternative Christmas Cards for those on the lookout for something different concerning their Seasons Greetings choice

Alternative Xmas Cards

Check out our fabulous range of Alternative Xmas Cards for 2016 all available for the swift dispatch

All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

£2.40
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

£2.40
If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

£2.40
Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year! Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

£2.40
I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas? I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

£2.40
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

£2.40
He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

£2.40
It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin... It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

£2.40
Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

£2.40
Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

£2.40
Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

£2.40
This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing

This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we…

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

£2.40
They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

£2.40
It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

£2.40
I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax! I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

£2.40
No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

£2.40
Merry Christmas Shit Head Merry Christmas Shit Head

Merry Christmas Shit Head

£2.40
Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

£2.40
I will not be providing batteries for that! I will not be providing batteries for that!

I will not be providing batteries for that!

£2.40
This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

£2.40
This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow? This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

£2.40
Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

£2.40
Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

£2.40
It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas) It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

£2.40
I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

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They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas. They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

£2.40
Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho! Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

£2.40
Permanently on the naughty list and loving it Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

£2.40
Be naughty... Save Santa the trip! Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

£2.40
I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

£2.40
Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself? Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

£2.40
Glad Tidings Bell End Glad Tidings Bell End

Glad Tidings Bell End

£2.40
Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

£2.40
Seasons Beatings Wanker Seasons Beatings Wanker

Seasons Beatings Wanker

£2.40
You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

£2.40
Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho! Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
More crap presents I don’t need! More crap presents I don’t need!

More crap presents I don’t need!

£2.40
Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

£2.40
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

£2.40
If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

£2.40
Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year! Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

£2.40
I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas? I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

£2.40
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

£2.40
He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

£2.40
It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin... It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

£2.40
Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

£2.40
Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

£2.40
Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

£2.40
This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing

This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we…

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

£2.40
They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

£2.40
It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

£2.40
I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax! I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

£2.40
No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

£2.40
Merry Christmas Shit Head Merry Christmas Shit Head

Merry Christmas Shit Head

£2.40
Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

£2.40
I will not be providing batteries for that! I will not be providing batteries for that!

I will not be providing batteries for that!

£2.40
This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

£2.40
This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow? This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

£2.40
Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

£2.40
Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

£2.40
It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas) It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

£2.40
I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

£2.40
They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas. They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

£2.40
Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho! Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

£2.40
Permanently on the naughty list and loving it Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

£2.40
Be naughty... Save Santa the trip! Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

£2.40
I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

£2.40
Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself? Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

£2.40
Glad Tidings Bell End Glad Tidings Bell End

Glad Tidings Bell End

£2.40
Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

£2.40
Seasons Beatings Wanker Seasons Beatings Wanker

Seasons Beatings Wanker

£2.40
You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

£2.40
Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho! Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
More crap presents I don’t need! More crap presents I don’t need!

More crap presents I don’t need!

£2.40
Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze

£2.40
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas

£2.40
If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas

£2.40
Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!

£2.40
I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?

£2.40
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

£2.40
He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare

£2.40
It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...

£2.40
Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife

£2.40
Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying

£2.40
Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it

£2.40
This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing

This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we…

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness

£2.40
They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats

£2.40
It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered

£2.40
I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!

£2.40
No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus

£2.40
Merry Christmas Shit Head

Merry Christmas Shit Head

£2.40
Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

£2.40
I will not be providing batteries for that!

I will not be providing batteries for that!

£2.40
This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard

£2.40
This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?

£2.40
Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming

£2.40
Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse

£2.40
It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)

£2.40
I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar

£2.40
They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks

£2.40
Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face

£2.40
Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

Permanently on the naughty list and loving it

£2.40
Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange

£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole

£2.40
I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do

£2.40
Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?

£2.40
Glad Tidings Bell End

Glad Tidings Bell End

£2.40
Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas

£2.40
Seasons Beatings Wanker

Seasons Beatings Wanker

£2.40
You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit

£2.40
Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!

£2.40
More crap presents I don’t need!

More crap presents I don’t need!

£2.40
Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse

£2.40
All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze All I want for Christmas is plenty of drugs and booze
£2.40
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a fuck about your Christmas
£2.40
If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas If you jingle my bells. I’ll deliver you a white Christmas
£2.40
Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk
£2.40
Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year! Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!
£2.40
I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas? I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?
£2.40
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
£2.40
He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare
£2.40
It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin... It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...
£2.40
Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife
£2.40
Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying
£2.40
Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it
£2.40
This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing
£2.40
All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness
£2.40
They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats
£2.40
It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered
£2.40
I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax! I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!
£2.40
No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus No! Santa will not be delivering in Uranus
£2.40
Merry Christmas Shit Head Merry Christmas Shit Head
£2.40
Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt Enough! I’m putting you on my naughty list under Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
£2.40
I will not be providing batteries for that! I will not be providing batteries for that!
£2.40
This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard This Christmas? Eat like a king and fart like a dirty fat bastard
£2.40
This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow? This Christmas one wouldn’t want to go too far. How about the elbow?
£2.40
Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming Don’t get yourself shit-faced over Christmas. Avoid Rimming
£2.40
Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse Christmas... The only time of year when you get to put your hand inside a bird’s arse
£2.40
It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas) It wouldn’t surprise me if you farted glitter and followed through with tinsel (Christmas)
£2.40
I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar I remember after Christmas mass we would always go snowballing with the vicar
£2.40
They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas. They said no one gives a shit about your Christmas.
£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks Happy Christmas to you and your Breath of 1000 dicks
£2.40
Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho! Did you know? It's as much fun to give as it is to receive Ho! Ho! Ho!
£2.40
Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face Merry Christmas. Now fuck off out of my face
£2.40
Permanently on the naughty list and loving it Permanently on the naughty list and loving it
£2.40
Be naughty... Save Santa the trip! Be naughty... Save Santa the trip!
£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Christmas to you and your Redundant Flange
£2.40
Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole Happy Christmas to you and your Gaping Sloppy Hole
£2.40
I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do I was going to say something rude... ‘butt fuck it’, Merry Christmas will do
£2.40
Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself? Nice Christmas tree, will you be putting it up yourself?
£2.40
Glad Tidings Bell End Glad Tidings Bell End
£2.40
Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas Glitter your growler, it’s Christmas
£2.40
Seasons Beatings Wanker Seasons Beatings Wanker
£2.40
You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit You’ll have to stop wanking over Christmas. It’s embarrassing when people visit
£2.40
Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho! Peace on earth? with these fuckin’ fuckers? Ho! Ho! Ho!
£2.40
More crap presents I don’t need! More crap presents I don’t need!
£2.40
Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse Happy Christmas from everyone at our Dysfunctional Madhouse
£2.40

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