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Birthday Cards For Women

Finding the right Birthday Cards for Women is a tricky task, get it wrong and you could cause irreversible damage. Therefore with much to be considered in the process, we have attempted to simplify this process by presenting a page containing some of the best from our massive collection

Best Selling Birthday Cards For Women

Not all of Birthday Cards for Her are included, particularly the Art Birthday Cards and Humour Cards also popular with the ladies

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I love you Mum

£2.40
Wonder Mum

£2.40
I Love My Wonderful Mum

£2.40
To the best Mum in the World

£2.40
It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

£2.45
Another Year

£2.40
Gardening Tools

£2.50
Birthday Typewriter

£2.50
It’s Your Birthday Layers Card

£2.50
Hip Hip Hooray Card

£2.50
Teapots

£2.50
Birthday Ladies Bike

£2.50
Ditsy Cupcakes

£2.50
Chocoholics

£2.50
50's Domestic Goddess

£2.50
Shopaholics

£2.50
No Pain No Gain

£2.50
Elegance

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Obsession

£2.50
Lenten Rose

£2.50
Serenity

£2.50
Sandy Cove

£2.50
Pink Motors

£2.40 £2.00
Scooters

£2.40 £2.00
Coloured Camper Vans

£2.40 £2.00
Devil Woman

£2.40
Wishing You A Wonderful Birthday

£2.40
Super Mum

£2.40
Swinging Birthday

£2.40
Simply, Love You...

£2.40
Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

£2.45
Looking Good!

£2.40 £2.00
The Princess

£2.60
Happy Birthday You Old Goat

£2.40
You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

£2.40
Thanks a lot. The sweater was a huge hit at the dog park

£2.70
This is bullshit.

£2.70
It's called 'CBF' or medically speaking 'Catastrophic Botox Failure'

£2.70
You know you're old, when you laugh and tears run down your legs

£2.40
It’s lovely to see you at your age, so bitter, mean and full of malice

£2.40
Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

£2.40
She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

£2.40
The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

£2.40
But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

£2.40
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

£2.40
Oh look. Your husband's drowning

£2.40
It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

£2.40
My grandmother started walking seven miles a day when she was your age?

£2.40
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

£2.40
If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

£2.40
To you and your Babooning Bottom

£2.40
Amazing Sister

£2.45
Botox? Moi?

£2.40
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

£2.40
Everyone admires all the things you've done

£2.45
When in doubt Brew Up

£2.40
I have poor circulation, poor vision and terrible hearing...

£2.45
I Know Your Real Age Bitch

£2.40
Honey, you always were such a fresh-faced and lovely young thing.

£2.50
I Deserve A Bloody Medal!

£2.40
I’d say ‘go to hell’, but I don’t want to see you there

£2.40
Another day, another waste of makeup

£2.40
I still love Mother Nature, despite what she’s done to you

£2.40
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

£2.40
I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

£2.40
People who say size doesn't matter are shallow

£2.40
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

£2.40
Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

£2.40
Simply, Ancient...

£2.40
You shouldn’t compare yourself to others, they're more fucked up than you think

£2.40
Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

£2.40
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

£2.40
You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

£2.45
Been Everywhere, Done Everything...

£2.50
From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

£2.45
Simply, Disgraceful...

£2.40
Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

£2.40
Bi-Polar Bear

£2.40
Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

£2.45
You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

£2.45
Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

£2.40
Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

£2.40
Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

£2.40
Alright Darlin'?

£2.40
Polite Notice. It's only your Birthday, not a major international crisis

£2.40
Must I really celebrate your Birthday again...?

£2.40
Keep It Real

£2.70
Congratulations. On reaching piss stinking age

£2.40
Oh look a piece of dirt, it must have fallen off you

£2.40
Do you know you're such a good mate, you’d be the first person I'd call if I murdered someone

£2.40
Everything you like is either immoral, illegal, fattening, addictive or expensive.

£2.40
Oh! I thought I could smell fish... happy birthday

£2.40
Don't Get Long In The Tit

£2.40
Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

£2.40
Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

£2.40
Don’t worry I’ve also forgotten your name. Happy Birthday

£2.40
You should see the state of my mimsy

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

£2.40
Cat Woman 'I Knew It'.

£2.70
Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

£2.40

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