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Mad Birthday Cards

This superb collection is exclusively available from our website presenting a crazy collection of Mad Birthday Cards a Greeting Card range named 'Madness' from Bonkers Birthdays delivering some of the outrageous, funny and rude card on the market. Guaranteed to have your friends and loved ones roaring with laughter

Mad Bonkers Cards

The world is Mad and so are these Birthday Cards therefore let us descend into chaos

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Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!

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My handsome valentine. Love you!

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Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

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Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?

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Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

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My beautiful valentine. Love you!

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Simply, Love You...

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Rainbow Flag

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Simply, The Best...

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Simply, Gorgeous...

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Simply, Amazing...

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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

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Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

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She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

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The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

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it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

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I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

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Simply, Hilarious...

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Simply, Embarrassing...

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

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I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

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You're Blinding !

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To you and your Babooning Bottom

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You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

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To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

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You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

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I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

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Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

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Simply, Ancient...

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Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

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Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

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Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

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It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

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Simply, Disgraceful...

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Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

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