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Mad Birthday Cards

This superb collection is exclusively available from our website presenting a crazy collection of Mad Birthday Cards a Greeting Card range named 'Madness' from Bonkers Birthdays delivering some of the outrageous, funny and rude card on the market. Guaranteed to have your friends and loved ones roaring with laughter

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The world is Mad and so are these Birthday Cards therefore let us descend into chaos

Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off! Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!

Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!

£2.45
My handsome valentine. Love you! My handsome valentine. Love you!

My handsome valentine. Love you!

£2.45
Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines? Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?

Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?

£2.40
Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

£2.45
My beautiful valentine. Love you! My beautiful valentine. Love you!

My beautiful valentine. Love you!

£2.45
Simply, Love You... Simply, Love You...

Simply, Love You...

£2.40
Rainbow Flag Rainbow Flag

Rainbow Flag

£2.40
Simply, The Best... Simply, The Best...

Simply, The Best...

£2.40
Simply, Gorgeous... Simply, Gorgeous...

Simply, Gorgeous...

£2.40
Simply, Amazing... Simply, Amazing...

Simply, Amazing...

£2.40
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’ You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

£2.40
Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

£2.40
She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

£2.40
The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

£2.40
it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you! it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

£2.40
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

£2.40
I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

£2.40
Simply, Hilarious... Simply, Hilarious...

Simply, Hilarious...

£2.40
Simply, Embarrassing... Simply, Embarrassing...

Simply, Embarrassing...

£2.40
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

£2.40
If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong! If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

£2.40
I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

£2.40
You're Blinding ! You're Blinding !

You're Blinding !

£2.40
To you and your Babooning Bottom To you and your Babooning Bottom

To you and your Babooning Bottom

£2.40
You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day! You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

£2.40
To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

£2.40
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’ You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

£2.40
I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you! I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

£2.40
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

£2.40
Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

£2.40
Simply, Ancient... Simply, Ancient...

Simply, Ancient...

£2.40
Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

£2.40
Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

£2.40
Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine? Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

£2.40
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like? It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

£2.40
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

£2.40
Simply, Disgraceful... Simply, Disgraceful...

Simply, Disgraceful...

£2.40
Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane! Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

£2.40
Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

£2.40
Don't Get Long In The Tit Don't Get Long In The Tit

Don't Get Long In The Tit

£2.40
Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

£2.40
Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it. Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

£2.40
Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

£2.40
Simply, Fuck Off... Simply, Fuck Off...

Simply, Fuck Off...

£2.40
Happy Birthday Shit Head Happy Birthday Shit Head

Happy Birthday Shit Head

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

£2.40
What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

£2.40
Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

£2.40
It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

£2.40
Nil By Arse Nil By Arse

Nil By Arse

£2.40
Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

£2.40
Simply, Buggered... Simply, Buggered...

Simply, Buggered...

£2.40
Simply, Fucked... Simply, Fucked...

Simply, Fucked...

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand

£2.40
It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

£2.40
Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks

Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks

£2.40
It's your birthday You Old Cunt It's your birthday You Old Cunt

It's your birthday You Old Cunt

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

£2.40
Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder

£2.40
It's your birthday TWAT It's your birthday TWAT

It's your birthday TWAT

£2.40
Simply, Cunt... Simply, Cunt...

Simply, Cunt...

£2.40
It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber

It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber

£2.40
Everyone thought she was a Cunt... Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

£2.40
Many Happy Returns WANKER Many Happy Returns WANKER

Many Happy Returns WANKER

£2.40
Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday

Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Simply, Blue Waffle... Simply, Blue Waffle...

Simply, Blue Waffle...

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Simply, A Wanker... Simply, A Wanker...

Simply, A Wanker...

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

£2.40
Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

£2.40
Does my snatch look big in this? Does my snatch look big in this?

Does my snatch look big in this?

£2.40
Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’ Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

£2.40
Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong

Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong

£2.40
It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket

It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket

£2.40
It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker

It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker

£2.40
Simply, Brownstarfish... Simply, Brownstarfish...

Simply, Brownstarfish...

£2.40
Simply, A Cum Whore... Simply, A Cum Whore...

Simply, A Cum Whore...

£2.40
Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom

Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom

£2.40
It's your birthday Smeg Head It's your birthday Smeg Head

It's your birthday Smeg Head

£2.40
It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

£2.40
I love every bone in your body... especially mine I love every bone in your body... especially mine

I love every bone in your body... especially mine

£2.45
If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

£2.45
Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

£2.40
I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen

I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen

£2.40
If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive

If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive

£2.40
It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed

It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed

£2.40
Simply, Drunk and Disorderly... Simply, Drunk and Disorderly...

Simply, Drunk and Disorderly...

£2.40
It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw

It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw

£2.40
Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off! Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!

Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!

£2.45
My handsome valentine. Love you! My handsome valentine. Love you!

My handsome valentine. Love you!

£2.45
Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines? Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?

Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?

£2.40
Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

£2.45
My beautiful valentine. Love you! My beautiful valentine. Love you!

My beautiful valentine. Love you!

£2.45
Simply, Love You... Simply, Love You...

Simply, Love You...

£2.40
Rainbow Flag Rainbow Flag

Rainbow Flag

£2.40
Simply, The Best... Simply, The Best...

Simply, The Best...

£2.40
Simply, Gorgeous... Simply, Gorgeous...

Simply, Gorgeous...

£2.40
Simply, Amazing... Simply, Amazing...

Simply, Amazing...

£2.40
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’ You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

£2.40
Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

£2.40
She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

£2.40
The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

£2.40
it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you! it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

£2.40
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

£2.40
I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

£2.40
Simply, Hilarious... Simply, Hilarious...

Simply, Hilarious...

£2.40
Simply, Embarrassing... Simply, Embarrassing...

Simply, Embarrassing...

£2.40
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

£2.40
If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong! If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

£2.40
I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

£2.40
You're Blinding ! You're Blinding !

You're Blinding !

£2.40
To you and your Babooning Bottom To you and your Babooning Bottom

To you and your Babooning Bottom

£2.40
You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day! You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

£2.40
To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

£2.40
You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’ You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

£2.40
I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you! I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

£2.40
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

£2.40
Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

£2.40
Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

£2.40
Simply, Ancient... Simply, Ancient...

Simply, Ancient...

£2.40
Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

£2.40
Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

£2.40
Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine? Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

£2.40
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like? It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

£2.40
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

£2.40
Simply, Disgraceful... Simply, Disgraceful...

Simply, Disgraceful...

£2.40
Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane! Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

£2.40
Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

£2.40
Don't Get Long In The Tit Don't Get Long In The Tit

Don't Get Long In The Tit

£2.40
Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

£2.40
Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it. Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

£2.40
Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

£2.40
Simply, Fuck Off... Simply, Fuck Off...

Simply, Fuck Off...

£2.40
Happy Birthday Shit Head Happy Birthday Shit Head

Happy Birthday Shit Head

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

£2.40
What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

£2.40
Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

£2.40
It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

£2.40
Nil By Arse Nil By Arse

Nil By Arse

£2.40
Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

£2.40
Simply, Buggered... Simply, Buggered...

Simply, Buggered...

£2.40
Simply, Fucked... Simply, Fucked...

Simply, Fucked...

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand

£2.40
It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

£2.40
Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks

Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks

£2.40
It's your birthday You Old Cunt It's your birthday You Old Cunt

It's your birthday You Old Cunt

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

£2.40
Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder

£2.40
It's your birthday TWAT It's your birthday TWAT

It's your birthday TWAT

£2.40
Simply, Cunt... Simply, Cunt...

Simply, Cunt...

£2.40
It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber

It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber

£2.40
Everyone thought she was a Cunt... Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

£2.40
Many Happy Returns WANKER Many Happy Returns WANKER

Many Happy Returns WANKER

£2.40
Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday

Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Simply, Blue Waffle... Simply, Blue Waffle...

Simply, Blue Waffle...

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Simply, A Wanker... Simply, A Wanker...

Simply, A Wanker...

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

£2.40
Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

£2.40
Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

£2.40
Does my snatch look big in this? Does my snatch look big in this?

Does my snatch look big in this?

£2.40
Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’ Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

£2.40
Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong

Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong

£2.40
It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket

It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket

£2.40
It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker

It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker

£2.40
Simply, Brownstarfish... Simply, Brownstarfish...

Simply, Brownstarfish...

£2.40
Simply, A Cum Whore... Simply, A Cum Whore...

Simply, A Cum Whore...

£2.40
Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

£2.40
Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand

£2.40
Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom

Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom

£2.40
It's your birthday Smeg Head It's your birthday Smeg Head

It's your birthday Smeg Head

£2.40
It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

£2.40
I love every bone in your body... especially mine I love every bone in your body... especially mine

I love every bone in your body... especially mine

£2.45
If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

£2.45
Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

£2.40
I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen

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If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive

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It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed

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My handsome valentine. Love you!

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Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road

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My beautiful valentine. Love you!

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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’

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Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well

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She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy

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The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

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it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

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I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends

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Simply, Hilarious...

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!

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I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back

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You're Blinding !

You're Blinding !

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To you and your Babooning Bottom

To you and your Babooning Bottom

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You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!

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To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father

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You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’

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I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk

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Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

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Simply, Ancient...

Simply, Ancient...

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Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday

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Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me

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Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?

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It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune

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Simply, Disgraceful...

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Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!

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Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now

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Don't Get Long In The Tit

Don't Get Long In The Tit

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Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge

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Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.

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Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday

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Simply, Fuck Off...

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Happy Birthday Shit Head

Happy Birthday Shit Head

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Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes

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What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus

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Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else

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It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster

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Nil By Arse

Nil By Arse

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Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End

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Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head

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Simply, Buggered...

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Simply, Fucked...

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Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand

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It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead

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Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks

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It's your birthday You Old Cunt

It's your birthday You Old Cunt

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Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange

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Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder

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It's your birthday TWAT

It's your birthday TWAT

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Simply, Cunt...

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It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber

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Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

Everyone thought she was a Cunt...

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Many Happy Returns WANKER

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Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday

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Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand

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Simply, Blue Waffle...

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Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand

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Simply, A Wanker...

Simply, A Wanker...

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Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection

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Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole

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Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard

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Does my snatch look big in this?

Does my snatch look big in this?

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Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’

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Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong

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It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket

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It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker

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Simply, Brownstarfish...

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Simply, A Cum Whore...

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Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper

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Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand

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Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom

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It's your birthday Smeg Head

It's your birthday Smeg Head

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It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler

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I love every bone in your body... especially mine

I love every bone in your body... especially mine

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If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love

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Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

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I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen

I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen

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If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive

If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive

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It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed

It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed

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Simply, Drunk and Disorderly...

Simply, Drunk and Disorderly...

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It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw

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Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off! Happy Valentine. Now take your clothes off!
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My handsome valentine. Love you! My handsome valentine. Love you!
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Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Valentine's To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk
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Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines? Will we be eating out of Uranus for Valentines?
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Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road Loving you... Is like throwing a sausage down the old kent road
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My beautiful valentine. Love you! My beautiful valentine. Love you!
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Simply, Love You... Simply, Love You...
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Rainbow Flag Rainbow Flag
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Simply, The Best... Simply, The Best...
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Simply, Gorgeous... Simply, Gorgeous...
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Simply, Amazing... Simply, Amazing...
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’ You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’
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Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well
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She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy
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The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
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it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you! it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
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I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends
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Simply, Hilarious... Simply, Hilarious...
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Simply, Embarrassing... Simply, Embarrassing...
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong! If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!
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I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back
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You're Blinding ! You're Blinding !
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To you and your Babooning Bottom To you and your Babooning Bottom
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You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day! You couldn’t be any more stylish, influential and charming. Have a great day!
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To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father To the worlds greatest Farter. Sorry I men’t Father
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You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’ You're old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. ‘Happy Birthday’
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I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you! I was going to buy you a kidney dialysis machine, but I didn’t want to take the piss out of you!
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
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Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk Happy Birthday To A Ravenous Handsome Hunk
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Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you Happy Birthday. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
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Simply, Ancient... Simply, Ancient...
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Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday Right that’s it! Stop being moody and enjoy your birthday
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Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me Men are like laxatives?. They irritate the shit out of me
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Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine? Is it Time for Your Medication or Mine?
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It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like? It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. do you remember what that used to feel like?
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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune
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Simply, Disgraceful... Simply, Disgraceful...
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Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane! Almost nobody dances sober on their birthday. Unless they're insane!
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Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now Oh lord, give me patience and give it to me now
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Don't Get Long In The Tit Don't Get Long In The Tit
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Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Clunge
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Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it. Don’t worry, when you become senile, you won't even know it.
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Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday Well Tickle My Fancy Happy Birthday
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Simply, Fuck Off... Simply, Fuck Off...
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Happy Birthday Shit Head Happy Birthday Shit Head
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Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes Happy Birthday to you and your Grey Pubes
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What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus What Happens In Uranus. Stays In Uranus
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Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else Have A Fantastic Birthday. Preferably Somewhere Else
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It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster It's Your Birthday Bang The Bearded Oyster
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Nil By Arse Nil By Arse
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Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End Happy Birthday to a Mega Bell End
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Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head Happy Birthday to you - you Knob Head
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Simply, Buggered... Simply, Buggered...
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Simply, Fucked... Simply, Fucked...
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Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Arsehole' Don't You Understand
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It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead It's you birthday You Muggy Bonehead
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Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks Happy Birthday You and Your Breath of 1000 Dicks
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It's your birthday You Old Cunt It's your birthday You Old Cunt
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Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange Happy Birthday to you and your Redundant Flange
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Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder Obsessive Compulsive Cock Sucking Disorder
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It's your birthday TWAT It's your birthday TWAT
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Simply, Cunt... Simply, Cunt...
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It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber It's your Motherfucking Birthday Shit Stabber
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Everyone thought she was a Cunt... Everyone thought she was a Cunt...
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Many Happy Returns WANKER Many Happy Returns WANKER
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Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday Shit Piss Twat Wank Orifice, Oh I feel much better now...Happy Birthday
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Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Fuck Off' Don't You Understand
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Simply, Blue Waffle... Simply, Blue Waffle...
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Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Beastiality Is Illegal' Don't You Understand
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Simply, A Wanker... Simply, A Wanker...
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Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection Happy Birthday to you and your Yeast Infection
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Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole Happy Birthday to you and your Gapping Sloppy Hole
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Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard Eat Like A King And Fart Like A Dirty Fat Bastard
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Does my snatch look big in this? Does my snatch look big in this?
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Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’ Fed up with your ‘Gay Shit’
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Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong Many Happy Returns Donkey Dong
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It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket It's your birthday You Soggy Cum Bucket
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It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker It's your birthday Shit Dick Cock Sucker
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Simply, Brownstarfish... Simply, Brownstarfish...
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Simply, A Cum Whore... Simply, A Cum Whore...
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Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper Many Happy Returns of the Turd Thumper
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Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand Which Part Of 'Tea Bagging' Don't You Understand
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Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom Happy Birthday to You - You Greedy Bottom
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It's your birthday Smeg Head It's your birthday Smeg Head
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It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler It's your birthday You Poleslaw Snot Guzzler
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I love every bone in your body... especially mine I love every bone in your body... especially mine
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If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love If a dove is the bird of peace, then let the swallow be the bird of true love
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Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday
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I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen I say no to alcohol, but it doesn't listen
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If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive If you get drunk on your birthday don't worry... I'll let my sex drive
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It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed It's you birthday Let's Get Trashed
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Simply, Drunk and Disorderly... Simply, Drunk and Disorderly...
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It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw It's you birthday Drink Smoke Screw
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