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Brainbox Candy

The very best funny and rude card from the Brainbox team, an hallious range of Greeting Cards and Birthday Cards with something for everyone. Delight and excite your buddies with these splendid jokes and jaw dropping one liners

Warning Signs, Chalk and Notice Board Cards

Warning sign cards and chalk board card plus the popular notice board greetings

Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

£2.45
Shit In My Pocket Shit In My Pocket

Shit In My Pocket

£2.40
Cocktail Menu Cocktail Menu

Cocktail Menu

£2.45
Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day' Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day' Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

£2.45
Firework Firework

Firework

£2.45
It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

£2.45
To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

£2.45
Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face ! Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

£2.45
He dead. Sorry... He dead. Sorry...

He dead. Sorry...

£2.45
Age Denial Age Denial

Age Denial

£2.45
Amazing Sister Amazing Sister

Amazing Sister

£2.45
They broke the mould when they made you They broke the mould when they made you

They broke the mould when they made you

£2.45
If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

£2.45
Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

£2.45
Dear Brother... Dear Brother...

Dear Brother...

£2.45
Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

£2.45
You're So Old I Kept the Receipt... You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

£2.45
Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

£2.45
Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

£2.45
I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

£2.45
Tourettes Diner Menu Tourettes Diner Menu

Tourettes Diner Menu

£2.45
Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

£2.45
Look On The Bright Side Look On The Bright Side

Look On The Bright Side

£2.45
For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

£2.45
This sign is all wonky... This sign is all wonky...

This sign is all wonky...

£2.45
Fuckety Fuck Fuckety Fuck

Fuckety Fuck

£2.45
You're A Twat But I Like You! You're A Twat But I Like You!

You're A Twat But I Like You!

£2.45
Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

£2.45
Real Hobby Real Hobby

Real Hobby

£2.45
A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

£2.45
I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out! I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

£2.45
Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

£2.45
NO Farting NO Farting

NO Farting

£2.45
Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

£2.45
WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it) WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

£2.45
Money Is The Root Of All Evil Money Is The Root Of All Evil

Money Is The Root Of All Evil

£2.45
INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

£2.45
Time for Drinkypoos Time for Drinkypoos

Time for Drinkypoos

£2.45
Loving You Is Easy Loving You Is Easy

Loving You Is Easy

£2.45
I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

£2.45
Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'... Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

£2.45
You Sexy Thang You Sexy Thang

You Sexy Thang

£2.45
I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT! I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

£2.45
Love You Want You Can't Be Without You! Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

£2.45
VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!) VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

£2.45
If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

£2.45
Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

£2.45
Shit In My Pocket Shit In My Pocket

Shit In My Pocket

£2.40
Cocktail Menu Cocktail Menu

Cocktail Menu

£2.45
Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day' Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day' Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

£2.45
Firework Firework

Firework

£2.45
It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

£2.45
To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

£2.45
Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face ! Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

£2.45
He dead. Sorry... He dead. Sorry...

He dead. Sorry...

£2.45
Age Denial Age Denial

Age Denial

£2.45
Amazing Sister Amazing Sister

Amazing Sister

£2.45
They broke the mould when they made you They broke the mould when they made you

They broke the mould when they made you

£2.45
If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

£2.45
Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

£2.45
Dear Brother... Dear Brother...

Dear Brother...

£2.45
Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

£2.45
You're So Old I Kept the Receipt... You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

£2.45
Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

£2.45
Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

£2.45
I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

£2.45
Tourettes Diner Menu Tourettes Diner Menu

Tourettes Diner Menu

£2.45
Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

£2.45
Look On The Bright Side Look On The Bright Side

Look On The Bright Side

£2.45
For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

£2.45
This sign is all wonky... This sign is all wonky...

This sign is all wonky...

£2.45
Fuckety Fuck Fuckety Fuck

Fuckety Fuck

£2.45
You're A Twat But I Like You! You're A Twat But I Like You!

You're A Twat But I Like You!

£2.45
Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

£2.45
Real Hobby Real Hobby

Real Hobby

£2.45
A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

£2.45
I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out! I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

£2.45
Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

£2.45
NO Farting NO Farting

NO Farting

£2.45
Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

£2.45
WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it) WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

£2.45
Money Is The Root Of All Evil Money Is The Root Of All Evil

Money Is The Root Of All Evil

£2.45
INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

£2.45
Time for Drinkypoos Time for Drinkypoos

Time for Drinkypoos

£2.45
Loving You Is Easy Loving You Is Easy

Loving You Is Easy

£2.45
I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

£2.45
Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'... Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

£2.45
You Sexy Thang You Sexy Thang

You Sexy Thang

£2.45
I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT! I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

£2.45
Love You Want You Can't Be Without You! Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

£2.45
VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!) VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

£2.45
If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

£2.45
Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one

£2.45
Shit In My Pocket

Shit In My Pocket

£2.40
Cocktail Menu

Cocktail Menu

£2.45
Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'

£2.45
Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world

£2.45
Firework

Firework

£2.45
It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN

£2.45
To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person

£2.45
Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !

£2.45
He dead. Sorry...

He dead. Sorry...

£2.45
Age Denial

Age Denial

£2.45
Amazing Sister

Amazing Sister

£2.45
They broke the mould when they made you

They broke the mould when they made you

£2.45
If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home

£2.45
Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one

£2.45
Dear Brother...

Dear Brother...

£2.45
Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again

£2.45
You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...

£2.45
Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes

£2.45
Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young

£2.45
I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it

£2.45
Tourettes Diner Menu

Tourettes Diner Menu

£2.45
Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun

£2.45
Look On The Bright Side

Look On The Bright Side

£2.45
For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

£2.45
This sign is all wonky...

This sign is all wonky...

£2.45
Fuckety Fuck

Fuckety Fuck

£2.45
You're A Twat But I Like You!

You're A Twat But I Like You!

£2.45
Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee

£2.45
Real Hobby

Real Hobby

£2.45
A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex

£2.45
I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!

£2.45
Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself

£2.45
NO Farting

NO Farting

£2.45
Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you

£2.45
WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)

£2.45
Money Is The Root Of All Evil

Money Is The Root Of All Evil

£2.45
INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly

£2.45
Time for Drinkypoos

Time for Drinkypoos

£2.45
Loving You Is Easy

Loving You Is Easy

£2.45
I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply

£2.45
Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...

£2.45
You Sexy Thang

You Sexy Thang

£2.45
I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!

£2.45
Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!

£2.45
VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)

£2.45
If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies

£2.45
Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one Happy Birthday. Why not celebrate it with a lovely wank? Have a good one
£2.45
Shit In My Pocket Shit In My Pocket
£2.40
Cocktail Menu Cocktail Menu
£2.45
Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day' Drunken Twatishness 'Happy Fathers Day'
£2.45
Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day' Olympic Farting 'Happy Fathers Day'
£2.45
Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world Happy Fathers Day I think your the best dad in the world
£2.45
Firework Firework
£2.45
It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN It’s Birthday o’clock the big hand is on the GIN
£2.45
To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person To A Total Gent Lovely Chap Top Bloke Dude Like Person
£2.45
Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face ! Hope your Birthday is as lovely as your face !
£2.45
He dead. Sorry... He dead. Sorry...
£2.45
Age Denial Age Denial
£2.45
Amazing Sister Amazing Sister
£2.45
They broke the mould when they made you They broke the mould when they made you
£2.45
If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home If First You Dont Succeed Give Up And Get The First Bus Home
£2.45
Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one Happy Birthday Bro! You are a fantastic brother and I couldn't wish for better one
£2.45
Dear Brother... Dear Brother...
£2.45
Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again Today is all about YOU! Tomorrow your a nobody again
£2.45
You're So Old I Kept the Receipt... You're So Old I Kept the Receipt...
£2.45
Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes Time for Birthday cakes and booty shakes
£2.45
Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young Yes you’re old, but the important thing is I am young
£2.45
I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it I got you a bogey for your Birthday, took me ages to pick it
£2.45
Tourettes Diner Menu Tourettes Diner Menu
£2.45
Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun Never Put All Your Eggs I n One Basket Sleep Around It's Fun
£2.45
Look On The Bright Side Look On The Bright Side
£2.45
For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow
£2.45
This sign is all wonky... This sign is all wonky...
£2.45
Fuckety Fuck Fuckety Fuck
£2.45
You're A Twat But I Like You! You're A Twat But I Like You!
£2.45
Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee Your So Old You're Starting to Smell Of Wee
£2.45
Real Hobby Real Hobby
£2.45
A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex A Good Birthday is like Bum Sex
£2.45
I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out! I hope your Birthday it so much fun that some wee comes out!
£2.45
Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself Im so excited about your birthday I've shat myself
£2.45
NO Farting NO Farting
£2.45
Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you Please ensure you wash your hands after contact with your mucky cock, thank you
£2.45
WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it) WARNING The person reading this card loves cock. (Lots of it)
£2.45
Money Is The Root Of All Evil Money Is The Root Of All Evil
£2.45
INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly INFORMATION: Please enjoy your birthday but drink responsibly
£2.45
Time for Drinkypoos Time for Drinkypoos
£2.45
Loving You Is Easy Loving You Is Easy
£2.45
I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply I Love You Unconditionally *Terms and Conditions apply
£2.45
Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'... Borderline Mental 'So Crazy in Love'...
£2.45
You Sexy Thang You Sexy Thang
£2.45
I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT! I couldn't HELP but notice that you're unbelievably HOT!
£2.45
Love You Want You Can't Be Without You! Love You Want You Can't Be Without You!
£2.45
VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!) VALENTINE I've just eaten a whole packet of Viagra (Brace Yourself!)
£2.45
If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies If you were a cockroach I'd have your 300,000 babies
£2.45

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