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Quirky Birthday Cards

Zany jollification and jest in this unconventional mixture of Quirky Birthday Cards stuffed with ironic ridicule, mockery and scorn these Birthday Cards are blank inside for your personal greetings

Quirky Cards from Kiss Me Kwik

One of our most popular collections the Quirky Cards are guaranteed to have your laughing their socks off

Have you tried Head & Shoulders? Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

£2.50
You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

£2.40
In dog years you're dead In dog years you're dead

In dog years you're dead

£2.40
But I can still hear the voices, Mummy But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

£2.40
Oh look. Your husband's drowning Oh look. Your husband's drowning

Oh look. Your husband's drowning

£2.40
It Is Wine O'Clock Yet? It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

£2.40
David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

£2.40
Happy Birthday Dear Happy Birthday Dear

Happy Birthday Dear

£2.40
Botox? Moi? Botox? Moi?

Botox? Moi?

£2.40
No. You look more gay No. You look more gay

No. You look more gay

£2.40
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

£2.40
Entirely Organic Lunchbox Entirely Organic Lunchbox

Entirely Organic Lunchbox

£2.40
Mother made me a homosexual Mother made me a homosexual

Mother made me a homosexual

£2.40
Never let a drag queen do your make-up Never let a drag queen do your make-up

Never let a drag queen do your make-up

£2.40
Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please? Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

£2.40
It's All About Me!! It's All About Me!!

It's All About Me!!

£2.40
I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay? I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

£2.40
Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

£2.40
Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?! Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

£2.40
You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

£2.45
From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

£2.45
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

£2.45
Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

£2.40
Bi-Polar Bear Bi-Polar Bear

Bi-Polar Bear

£2.40
I used to be addicted I used to be addicted

I used to be addicted

£2.40
Love Ya Love Ya

Love Ya

£2.40
The Seal of Approval The Seal of Approval

The Seal of Approval

£2.40
I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

£2.40
In dog years... you're dead. In dog years... you're dead.

In dog years... you're dead.

£2.40
Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......? Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

£2.40
Alright Darlin'? Alright Darlin'?

Alright Darlin'?

£2.40
I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

£2.40
Make sure you get your 5 a day! Make sure you get your 5 a day!

Make sure you get your 5 a day!

£2.40
His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

£2.40
Go on treat yourself - Have a wank Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

£2.40
Suck My Cock Suck My Cock

Suck My Cock

£2.45
You should see the state of my mimsy You should see the state of my mimsy

You should see the state of my mimsy

£2.40
You should see my doughnuts You should see my doughnuts

You should see my doughnuts

£2.40
Keep this line Free for Sex... Keep this line Free for Sex...

Keep this line Free for Sex...

£2.40
You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

£2.40
While you're down there... While you're down there...

While you're down there...

£2.40
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

£2.40
Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ? Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

£2.40
You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

£2.40
Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

£2.40
Nice Caboose! Nice Caboose!

Nice Caboose!

£2.40
How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

£2.40
Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

£2.40
Happy Birthday Cocksucker! Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

£2.40
Screw You Screw You

Screw You

£2.40
Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

£2.40
Your're A Wanker Your're A Wanker

Your're A Wanker

£2.40
Happy Birthday You Total Penis Happy Birthday You Total Penis

Happy Birthday You Total Penis

£2.40
Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

£2.40
Slut Junkie Lesbian Man Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

£2.40
Twunt Twunt

Twunt

£2.40
My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

£2.40
Smile If You Had It Last Night! Smile If You Had It Last Night!

Smile If You Had It Last Night!

£2.40
I took a picture of my Pussy... I took a picture of my Pussy...

I took a picture of my Pussy...

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information! WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!! Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

£2.40
Will Fuck For Drugs Will Fuck For Drugs

Will Fuck For Drugs

£2.40
After all those drinks she was still a dog After all those drinks she was still a dog

After all those drinks she was still a dog

£2.40
Chillax! It's Your Birthday Chillax! It's Your Birthday

Chillax! It's Your Birthday

£2.40
Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

£2.40
She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

£2.40
Fuck Off! I'm Smoking Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

£2.40
Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

£2.40
You've been a very naughty boy ! You've been a very naughty boy !

You've been a very naughty boy !

£2.30
Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice) Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

£2.45
Gentleman's Club Gentleman's Club

Gentleman's Club

£2.30
Especially for you Especially for you

Especially for you

£2.40
A Perfect Fit A Perfect Fit

A Perfect Fit

£2.40
Have you tried Head & Shoulders? Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

£2.50
You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

£2.40
In dog years you're dead In dog years you're dead

In dog years you're dead

£2.40
But I can still hear the voices, Mummy But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

£2.40
Oh look. Your husband's drowning Oh look. Your husband's drowning

Oh look. Your husband's drowning

£2.40
It Is Wine O'Clock Yet? It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

£2.40
David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

£2.40
Happy Birthday Dear Happy Birthday Dear

Happy Birthday Dear

£2.40
Botox? Moi? Botox? Moi?

Botox? Moi?

£2.40
No. You look more gay No. You look more gay

No. You look more gay

£2.40
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

£2.40
Entirely Organic Lunchbox Entirely Organic Lunchbox

Entirely Organic Lunchbox

£2.40
Mother made me a homosexual Mother made me a homosexual

Mother made me a homosexual

£2.40
Never let a drag queen do your make-up Never let a drag queen do your make-up

Never let a drag queen do your make-up

£2.40
Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please? Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

£2.40
It's All About Me!! It's All About Me!!

It's All About Me!!

£2.40
I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay? I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

£2.40
Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

£2.40
Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?! Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

£2.40
You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

£2.45
From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

£2.45
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

£2.45
Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

£2.40
Bi-Polar Bear Bi-Polar Bear

Bi-Polar Bear

£2.40
I used to be addicted I used to be addicted

I used to be addicted

£2.40
Love Ya Love Ya

Love Ya

£2.40
The Seal of Approval The Seal of Approval

The Seal of Approval

£2.40
I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

£2.40
In dog years... you're dead. In dog years... you're dead.

In dog years... you're dead.

£2.40
Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......? Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

£2.40
Alright Darlin'? Alright Darlin'?

Alright Darlin'?

£2.40
I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

£2.40
Make sure you get your 5 a day! Make sure you get your 5 a day!

Make sure you get your 5 a day!

£2.40
His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

£2.40
Go on treat yourself - Have a wank Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

£2.40
Suck My Cock Suck My Cock

Suck My Cock

£2.45
You should see the state of my mimsy You should see the state of my mimsy

You should see the state of my mimsy

£2.40
You should see my doughnuts You should see my doughnuts

You should see my doughnuts

£2.40
Keep this line Free for Sex... Keep this line Free for Sex...

Keep this line Free for Sex...

£2.40
You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

£2.40
While you're down there... While you're down there...

While you're down there...

£2.40
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

£2.40
Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ? Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

£2.40
You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

£2.40
Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

£2.40
Nice Caboose! Nice Caboose!

Nice Caboose!

£2.40
How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

£2.40
Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

£2.40
Happy Birthday Cocksucker! Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

£2.40
Screw You Screw You

Screw You

£2.40
Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

£2.40
Your're A Wanker Your're A Wanker

Your're A Wanker

£2.40
Happy Birthday You Total Penis Happy Birthday You Total Penis

Happy Birthday You Total Penis

£2.40
Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

£2.40
Slut Junkie Lesbian Man Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

£2.40
Twunt Twunt

Twunt

£2.40
My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

£2.40
Smile If You Had It Last Night! Smile If You Had It Last Night!

Smile If You Had It Last Night!

£2.40
I took a picture of my Pussy... I took a picture of my Pussy...

I took a picture of my Pussy...

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information! WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!! Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

£2.40
Will Fuck For Drugs Will Fuck For Drugs

Will Fuck For Drugs

£2.40
After all those drinks she was still a dog After all those drinks she was still a dog

After all those drinks she was still a dog

£2.40
Chillax! It's Your Birthday Chillax! It's Your Birthday

Chillax! It's Your Birthday

£2.40
Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

£2.40
She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

£2.40
Fuck Off! I'm Smoking Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

£2.40
Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

£2.40
You've been a very naughty boy ! You've been a very naughty boy !

You've been a very naughty boy !

£2.30
Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice) Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

£2.45
Gentleman's Club Gentleman's Club

Gentleman's Club

£2.30
Especially for you Especially for you

Especially for you

£2.40
A Perfect Fit A Perfect Fit

A Perfect Fit

£2.40
Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon

£2.50
You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it

£2.40
In dog years you're dead

In dog years you're dead

£2.40
But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

But I can still hear the voices, Mummy

£2.40
Oh look. Your husband's drowning

Oh look. Your husband's drowning

£2.40
It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?

£2.40
David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy

£2.40
Happy Birthday Dear

Happy Birthday Dear

£2.40
Botox? Moi?

Botox? Moi?

£2.40
No. You look more gay

No. You look more gay

£2.40
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

£2.40
Entirely Organic Lunchbox

Entirely Organic Lunchbox

£2.40
Mother made me a homosexual

Mother made me a homosexual

£2.40
Never let a drag queen do your make-up

Never let a drag queen do your make-up

£2.40
Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

£2.40
It's All About Me!!

It's All About Me!!

£2.40
I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?

£2.40
Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between

£2.40
Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

Do I look like a fucking 'people person'?!

£2.40
You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like

£2.45
From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity

£2.45
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

£2.45
Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

£2.40
Bi-Polar Bear

Bi-Polar Bear

£2.40
I used to be addicted

I used to be addicted

£2.40
Love Ya

Love Ya

£2.40
The Seal of Approval

The Seal of Approval

£2.40
I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit

£2.40
In dog years... you're dead.

In dog years... you're dead.

£2.40
Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

Now....whose mind shall I fuck with today.......?

£2.40
Alright Darlin'?

Alright Darlin'?

£2.40
I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead

£2.40
Make sure you get your 5 a day!

Make sure you get your 5 a day!

£2.40
His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard

£2.40
Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

Go on treat yourself - Have a wank

£2.40
Suck My Cock

Suck My Cock

£2.45
You should see the state of my mimsy

You should see the state of my mimsy

£2.40
You should see my doughnuts

You should see my doughnuts

£2.40
Keep this line Free for Sex...

Keep this line Free for Sex...

£2.40
You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

You shag that bird last night? nah...it hadn't defrosted properly

£2.40
While you're down there...

While you're down there...

£2.40
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its cock

£2.40
Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?

£2.40
You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?

£2.40
Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy

£2.40
Nice Caboose!

Nice Caboose!

£2.40
How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging

£2.40
Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed

£2.40
Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

Happy Birthday Cocksucker!

£2.40
Screw You

Screw You

£2.40
Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You

£2.40
Your're A Wanker

Your're A Wanker

£2.40
Happy Birthday You Total Penis

Happy Birthday You Total Penis

£2.40
Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker

£2.40
Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

Slut Junkie Lesbian Man

£2.40
Twunt

Twunt

£2.40
My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me

£2.40
Smile If You Had It Last Night!

Smile If You Had It Last Night!

£2.40
I took a picture of my Pussy...

I took a picture of my Pussy...

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

£2.40
Will Fuck For Drugs

Will Fuck For Drugs

£2.40
After all those drinks she was still a dog

After all those drinks she was still a dog

£2.40
Chillax! It's Your Birthday

Chillax! It's Your Birthday

£2.40
Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

Phozac Viagra Valim Smarties

£2.40
She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

She was full of the joys of Spring and class A drugs

£2.40
Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

Fuck Off! I'm Smoking

£2.40
Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

Alcohol Goes In Fun Comes Out

£2.40
You've been a very naughty boy !

You've been a very naughty boy !

£2.30
Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

Sphincter (Health and Safety Advice)

£2.45
Gentleman's Club

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