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Quirky Birthday Cards

Zany jollification and jest in this unconventional mixture of Quirky Birthday Cards stuffed with ironic ridicule, mockery and scorn these Birthday Cards are blank inside for your personal greetings

Quirky Cards from Kiss Me Kwik

One of our most popular collections the Quirky Cards are guaranteed to have your laughing their socks off

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Have you tried Head & Shoulders?
£2.40
Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon
£2.50
You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it
£2.40
But I can still hear the voices, Mummy
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Oh look. Your husband's drowning
£2.40
It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?
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David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy
£2.40
Botox? Moi?
£2.40
No. You look more gay
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I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
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Entirely Organic Lunchbox
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Mother made me a homosexual
£2.40
Never let a drag queen do your make-up
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It's All About Me!!
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I wonder what I'd get for my soul on ebay?
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Red and green should never be seen. Except with a lesbian in between
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You Look Great for Your Age - Almost Life-Like
£2.45
From now on you'll find that every birthday passes with increasing rapidity
£2.45
Happy Birthday
£2.45
Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework
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Bi-Polar Bear
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I used to be addicted
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Love Ya
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The Seal of Approval
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I Like Your Hair - Complimentary Biscuit
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In dog years... you're dead.
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Alright Darlin'?
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I'm Sorry I Slept with your Boyfriend. That's okay, He was Dead
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His Milkshake really did bring the Boys to the Yard
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Suck My Cock
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You should see the state of my mimsy
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You should see my doughnuts
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Keep this line Free for Sex...
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While you're down there...
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Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland ?
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You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?
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Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rent boy
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Nice Caboose!
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How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze fags & dogging
£2.40
Somedays You Just Can't Be Arsed
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Happy Birthday Cocksucker!
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Screw You
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Polite Notice Please Go And Fuck Yourself Thank You
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Your're A Wanker
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Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker
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Slut Junkie Lesbian Man
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Twunt
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My Sodomy Days Are Behind Me
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Smile If You Had It Last Night!
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WOAH! Too much information!
£2.40

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