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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Twatted!

Inside: Blank

Card Size: 126 x 178mm.

Packaged in cellobag with envelope

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Collection: Dean Morris Cards

In the former 'great' Briton people love to 'get twatted' (meaning drink horrendous amount of alcohol, which is essentially a highly toxic poison), leading to rolling around in the gutter vomiting with an empty wallet. Therefore if you and your pals are planning a night out on the town to celebrate, grab this Birthday Card and drink safely 


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