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Funny Christmas Cards

Assembled on this page, we present our Funny Christmas Cardsfor the festive season of 2017 with many website exclusives. In this department we have many Greeting Cards which you would not normally find in common high street Funny Christmas Cardsstores. Gifting some joy to the festivities with humorous surprises for everyone, delivering something extra special and different

Funny Xmas Cards

Guaranteed to have your family and loved ones in hysterics while wishing them a very Merry Christmas with these extra sarcastic and Funny Xmas Cards collections, we have limited stock therefore order early

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Goodwill Henceforth Grumpy Git
£2.40
Ho Ho Hammered... Again
£2.40
Glad Tidings You Old Goat
£2.40
Be very cautious when roasting your nuts on an open fire
£2.40
Everything you like is either immoral, illegal, fattening, addictive or expensive.
£2.40
Can You Please Pretend You're Enjoying Yourself
£2.40
Dear Santa, we require Vodka, Rum and Wine and loads of it
£2.40
Goodwill Henceforth Diarrhoea Mouth
£2.40
Fa la la la la, la la la lard arse
£2.40
Merry Fartmas. You filthy dirt animal
£2.40
Please Don’t Puke On The Carpet
£2.40
Get a Grip. It’s only Christmas
£2.40
Texting you a Merry Christmas! ‘Rudolph’
£2.70
Happy Christmas to a Ravenous Handsome Hunk
£2.40
Santa has the right idea, visit people once a year!
£2.40
I never know what to buy mummy for Christmas?
£2.40
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
£2.40
This Season Humiliate Yourself As Usual
£2.00
This Season Lets Get Pissed
£2.00
He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s realising it’s a logistical nightmare
£2.40
It’s the Christmas season. Let the over indulgence begin...
£2.40
Bright red cheeks, big round belly, stout and stocky, neatly trimmed beard... That’s my wife
£2.40
Christmas... that wonderful season when the joy of giving is followed by the pain of paying
£2.40
Urgh! I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me. No you haven't
£2.40
Just plucked and stuffed the turkey didn't have the heart to kill it
£2.40
Look! Mummy's kissing Santa Claws! And that ain't his FACE he's kissing!
£2.50
Darling Xmas Card 'Ho Ho Ho'
£2.40
This year we're having Grandma for Christmas dinner. I expect she will protest when we start stuffing
£2.40
All I want for Christmas is to escape this madness
£2.40
They want the impossible? Those greedy little brats
£2.40
It’s Christmas time to get absolutely bladdered
£2.40
I am your first of a million lies Ho! Ho! Hoax!
£2.40
This Season Have A Party Farty
£2.00
Don't Get Your Arse About Your Face
£2.00
Gentlemen's Xmas Club
£2.40
Gifts for Weed Money
£2.70
this Christmas it's time to Party!!
£2.40
Cheer Up! It's only Christmas
£2.30
Ok, not the best time to say I've been sleeping with his brother
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