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Joke Birthday Cards

Fed up with same old wise-cracks and ridicule? We have some excellent Joke Birthday Cards for making a monkey out of someone special. Let's hope your pals realise your kidding because we have some knee slapping Birthday Cards to play banter and tease with a Greeting

Funny Jokes Cards

Some of these Joke Cards are awfully rude and crude, therefore enjoy and relish in the fun

Have you tried Head & Shoulders? Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

£2.40
The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

£2.70
I often say to myself. I often say to myself.

I often say to myself. "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"

£2.40
Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

£2.40
I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

£2.40
When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information! WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

£2.40
Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

£2.40
It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates. It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

£2.40
Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? Dude, WTF is G-Flixx?

Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? "I think it's a gay porn site

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!! Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
Look, you're not going out dressed like that Look, you're not going out dressed like that

Look, you're not going out dressed like that

£2.40
Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

£2.40
Avon Calling Avon Calling

Avon Calling

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

£2.40
Have you tried Head & Shoulders? Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

£2.40
The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

£2.70
I often say to myself. I often say to myself.

I often say to myself. "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"

£2.40
Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

£2.40
I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

£2.40
When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information! WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

£2.40
Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

£2.40
It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates. It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

£2.40
Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? Dude, WTF is G-Flixx?

Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? "I think it's a gay porn site

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!! Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
Look, you're not going out dressed like that Look, you're not going out dressed like that

Look, you're not going out dressed like that

£2.40
Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

£2.40
Avon Calling Avon Calling

Avon Calling

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

£2.40
Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

Have you tried Head & Shoulders?

£2.40
Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house

£2.40
The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise

£2.70
I often say to myself.

I often say to myself. "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"

£2.40
Blast Your Blasted Birthday

Blast Your Blasted Birthday

£2.40
I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face

£2.40
When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach

£2.40
WOAH! Too much information!

WOAH! Too much information!

£2.40
Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging

£2.40
Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal

£2.40
It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.

£2.40
Dude, WTF is G-Flixx?

Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? "I think it's a gay porn site

£2.40
Trying to sleep here!!

Trying to sleep here!!

£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip

OAPs S&M Field Trip

£2.40
YOU made me gay

YOU made me gay

£2.40
Look, you're not going out dressed like that

Look, you're not going out dressed like that

£2.40
Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful

£2.40
Avon Calling

Avon Calling

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside

£2.40
Fruit Cordial

Fruit Cordial

£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker

£2.40
You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss

£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.40
Never Darken My Dior

Never Darken My Dior

£2.40
I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner

£2.40
Have you tried Head & Shoulders? Have you tried Head & Shoulders?
£2.40
Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house Hilda regretted leaving her urine sample lying around the house
£2.40
The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise The terror alert is now between peach and fuchsia and swaying up to cerise
£2.70
I often say to myself. I often say to myself.
£2.40
Blast Your Blasted Birthday Blast Your Blasted Birthday
£2.40
I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face I know you? you're Fuck Face. Happy Birthday Fuck Face
£2.40
When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach When nailing your scrotum to the table, remember to leave the pilers within arms reach
£2.40
WOAH! Too much information! WOAH! Too much information!
£2.40
Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging Pauline and Keith always made an effort when they when dogging
£2.40
Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal Things had been a little tense ever since Jack suggested they try anal
£2.40
It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates. It's just not a birthday unless you get blind drunk with all your mates.
£2.40
Dude, WTF is G-Flixx? Dude, WTF is G-Flixx?
£2.40
Trying to sleep here!! Trying to sleep here!!
£2.40
OAPs S&M Field Trip OAPs S&M Field Trip
£2.40
YOU made me gay YOU made me gay
£2.40
Look, you're not going out dressed like that Look, you're not going out dressed like that
£2.40
Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful Their trip to Buckingham Palace had proven rather fruitful
£2.40
Avon Calling Avon Calling
£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside When I Grow Up I Want To Stand Outside
£2.40
Fruit Cordial Fruit Cordial
£2.40
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Binge Drinker
£2.40
You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
£2.40
I'm not healing your bloody hangover I'm not healing your bloody hangover
£2.40
Never Darken My Dior Never Darken My Dior
£2.40
I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner I know you sucked the hamster up with the vacuum cleaner
£2.40

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