New Birthday Cards

Containing a curious collection of New Birthday Cards with crazy comical characters compromised in insane extraordinary situations of miscellaneous lunacy, aside absurd sarcastic expressions and bizarre verbal statements in a concerning asylum of unconventional uproariously rib-tickling ridiculousness

Latest Greeting Cards

Featuring these Latest Greeting Cards a farcical mad house of peculiar maniacs and weirdos twisted and image manipulated into a further exaggerated visual insanity of distorted strangeness

Oh I just love what you've done with your hair
How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? Inside: Blank Card Size: 127 x 177mm Packaged in cell…
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Oh I just love what you've…
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Remember, if we get caught I'm deaf and you don't speak English
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Remember, if we get caught…
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Happy Birthday You Old Goat
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Happy Birthday You Old Goat
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I love the sound you make when you shut up
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I love the sound you make when…
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Incredible. You are living proof evolution is going in reverse
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Incredible. You are living…
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You know you're old, when you laugh and tears run down your legs
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You know you're old, when…
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It’s lovely to see you at your age, so bitter, mean and full of malice
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It’s lovely to see you at your…
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Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well
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Enjoy your day! Now go do that…
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She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy
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She had been finding it…
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The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
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The Secret of Staying Young?…
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You're not a complete idiot...some parts are definitely missing
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You're not a complete…
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On this special day every sentence must finish with the words ‘in accordance with the prophecy’
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On this special day every…
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