I wish I could be a premiership footballer and be paid lots of money to shag loads of women and act like a complete shit

Inside: Blank

Card Size: 126 x 178mm.

Packaged in cellobag with envelope

Price: £2.40


Collection: Dean Morris Cards

Soccer lads Birthday Card for football fans, geared to the luxurious and promiscuous lifestyles of the premier ship football player know for their excess drinking and frequent sexual encounters with drunk woman, often involving many at the same time 

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